“Where the hell have YOU been, DubMc?!” Vegas, that’s where. You’d be able to tell if you could see me, but this is film blog so you’ll just have to trust me. I went to Vegas. I came back with money. I think that’s kinda amazing. But you know what I didn’t do in Vegas? Watch movies. Not even bad cable ones while recovering in the hotel room… although I might have, if our TV wasn’t a 1992 Zeneth with access to a total of 10 casino themed channels, and an 11th that seemed to only show Craig Ferguson on loop. But as it is, I saw zero movies and watched nearly zero television. Not even CSI. You’d think in Vegas CSI might have its own channel. But no – only Craig Ferguson gets that honor.
Anyway, whenever I go to Vegas, or think about going to Vegas, I think about the movies my Vegas trip might emulate. I think about the Casinos and the Hangovers and the Swingers and wonder which of these sinful misadventures I might encounter. So I thought we’d rank them, from least desirable to most, to help tide me over till I finally see Iron Man 2...
