What the fuck was that? How drunk on self-importance and religion wine were you when you put this mottled excuse for an Island origin story together? You managed to say everything and nothing at the exact same time, withholding information in typical LOST form while atypically failing to tell a compelling, invigorating story. You told us there was a light beneath the island, a source for everything life and death. Great. What the hell does that mean? Are you going to add any clarification in the next three hours, or are you just going to continue talking in broad, comfortably undefined terms?
