Clash of the Titans isn’t really about the actual clash of the titans, but picks up some mythical Greek years later when Zeus and his Gods found themselves shunned by a human race sick of suffering their greed, entitlement and malfeasance. Ironic, then, that the film should find itself front and center in the canonized development of 3-D entertainment, the latest “gift” from the self-appointed Gods and Goddesses sitting comfortably atop their mythologized Hollywood hills.
Titans was never intended to be a 3-Dimensional film. But after the success of Avatar and the like, the Warners brass decided to convert their product to make more money, not just by drawing larger crowds, but by charging those moviegoers an extra $5 a pop for the privilege.
I say to thee now, rise up against these aggrandized lords! Save your $5! The movie looks just as good when seen as it is meant to be seen. If you see it at all, that is.
