Ladies and gents, I present you your new favourite film. I will also pose another question: why did we have to suffer the likes of Arachnidman, Flying Aryan Alien, Philanthropic Flying Mammal Man, Graduates of School for Kids with Special Needs, Ferro-Man, the Terrific Quartet, Blind Man That Dares Satan, The Apparition That Rides a Chopper and others that I'd already erased from my memory-bank? If the likes of Eight-Legged Whiny Emo Boy-Man and Square-Jawed Hovering Loner Who Uses More Hair Gel Than Ross from Friends Man were Lumiere Brothers' early trainspotting activities, then Kick-Ass is The Birth of a Nation, without the racism.
